When playing Left 4 Dead, you come across a special zombie called a “Witch”. She sobs in dark corners and attacks you if you shine a light on her or make loud noises.

I have been like this, I realize. Where I wanted to sit in a dark quiet room by myself…I call it having a migraine. My husband asked me once “How are you hun?”, when trying to sleep and responded “I want to strangle you because you breath too loud”. I also just so happen to be a witch, so this has been a joke for me and some of my friends.

So my conclusion is that the poor witch is just suffering from a bad undead migraine. Let the poor girl rest…or put her out of her misery…which ever works.