So I am a Dungeon Master for my group when we play <a href=”http://www.wizards.com/?x=dnd/welcome”>Dungeons & Dragons</a> and we have been playing the 4th Edition. I have a joke character (Durnan) in the game that everyone loves to hate because of his “I’m the Gods gift to women” attitude.

So while creating a character someone noticed the acid spit ability that the Dragonborn have. And soon we learned that you could use it like every 5 minutes. Then we thought of the comedy sketch with Dane Cook who talked about how women wish they had acid spit towards the guy that won’t take no for an answer. We realized that Durnan would be this guy who’s on the floor with acid on his face saying “Just one drink!”

<strong>Written by:</strong> Clint Wolf
<strong>Drawn by:</strong> Dawn Wolf